Intergalactic Real Estate Selling the planets you know to the people you know!
The Silly Services
About us
Intergalactic Real Estate is part of the Silly Services brand of websites created to amuse and entertain you (and also make us a little bit of money).
Intergalactic Real Estate is a division of JaredJared Enterprises located in Cleveland, Ohio on a planet owned by Jared.
Frequently Asked Questions
Are you for real?
To quote Descartes - 'I sell planets, therefore I am'.
We are in fact a very real company offering a very silly service.
How much does it cost?
$1.37 (that's right $1.37). We feel it is a very silly number.
How do I pay you?
We take PayPal.
What do I actually get?
We create an online customized Declaration of Celestial Ownership detailing the celestial body’s new owner and all the rights and privileges that go along with it. This is available as both a weblink and a downloadable image (for integration into your website, MySpace, Facebook, or whatever).
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You also get placed in our online registry!
Morally – you are raised to a superior plane of existence. Then you you can look down on others and say “I own a planet and you are just a simple peon.”
Didn't you used to sell real certificates?
Yes, but it wasn't actually silly enough for the Silly Services brand. If you really want a fancy 8.5” x 11” parchment certificate (framed or unframed) bearing the official seal of Silly Services just contact us and we can arrange something.
Why are you doing this?
We at Intergalactic Real Estate feel that there are just not enough silly services in the world. We also feel that some people deserve the honor of having of owning a planet.
What if owning a planet isn't my cup of tea?
Don't worry! Here at Silly Services we offer a wide variety of silly services. Just check out our other sites.
How long have you been doing this?
Longer than we should have, longer than we should have.
What gives you the right?
Nothing whatsoever. But to be honest we aren't selling legal rights or privileges just moral superiority - and you can't put a price on that. Oh well we did - so I guess you can.
What makes you different from the competition?
They take themselves seriously – we don’t.
Are you recognized by any official organizations?
Funnily enough, when we walk down the street - we don't get recognized by anyone.
What if I run across someone who owns the same celestial body as me?
Then you need to learn to share. Or to fight it out. Either way send us video.
Do you people realize that this is insane?
Yes - but we don't care. And what is this 'You People' crap?
How 'intergalactic' is your organization?
Very.
Do you people know that the Sun is not a planet?
Yes – but we don’t care. And what is this ‘You People’ crap?
Same question but for the Moon?
Same answer and we still don’t care.
Same question but for the Asteroid Belt?
Still not caring.
Same question but for the Milky Way Galaxy?
La, la, la, la. Still not listening.
Can I own celestial bodies currently not offered?
What? The solar system isn’t good enough for you? Sure! Make us an offer and we will see what we can do.
Can I get another copy of the declaration?
It's digital - just download it again!
What if I have other questions?
Then ask them!
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